If it aint’ broke, don’t fix it. Of course, when it comes to Swiss Army knives, the adage is not applicable since a good thing should only get better and better with age. In fact, these multi-use implements actually allow you to fix broken things with its various implements, from your fingernails and teeth to your rifle and motorcycle.

With the age of technology comes further proof of the Swiss Army knives’ superb adaptability. In addition to the usual suspects, er, tools - main blade, second blade, tweezers, toothpick, corkscrew, can opener, bottle opener, screwdriver, nail file and clipper, scissors, saw, hook, magnifying glass, pen, fish scaler, wrench and bits, pliers and key chain - you have high-tech devices inserted into all those manual implements.

And what devices are these? You have a choice of LED lights, MP3 player, digital clock and altimeter, laser pointer and USB flash drives. Or better yet, get one that contains all these features. The SwissChamp is one of these multi-use knives though you have to contend with a little thickness. But hey, if it saves your life when stranded on an island, a little thickness is inconsequential!

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There are the usual useful instruments like blade, nail file, scissors, pen, screwdriver and key ring (just in case the bride’s garter gets stuck and the bridesmaid gives her number) in addition to the LED mini light (just in case the groom’s ring rolls down the crevices, er, cleavage, of the buxom bride’s chest) and the removable thumb drive (also known as the USB drive useful when you have to work during the reception, shame on you).

The USB drive is powerful, too. With up to 1 gigabyte of memory that enables storage of your personal computer’s entire contents, you can share files anywhere, anytime. (But not during the wedding ceremony and reception; give your work a break). The good thing is you can have these engraved for personalization purposes! These will be cool groomsmen gifts, birthday gifts and anniversary gifts, even as a for-me-gift.

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